she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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