Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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