I just pynch a tree in the face
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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