Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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