i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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