Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
