The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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