singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We need to get me chipped asap
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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