Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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