Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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