everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Houston, we have a blender
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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