I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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