Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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