Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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