Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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