the new term for farting is butt boxing.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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