Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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