I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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