I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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