I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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