When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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