I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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