if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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