forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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