Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
