Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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