Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize