you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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