I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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