Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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