who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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