How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
