Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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