He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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