The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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