also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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