I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.