It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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