You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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