too bad you live with your parents still
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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