Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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