okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sorry my hands just texted you
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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