Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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