I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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