my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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