I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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