Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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