WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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