I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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