i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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