Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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