He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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