I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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