Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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